Gotta give it up

Currently, I have stopped buying cigarettes.To nonsmokers this means I quit but to a dedicated smoker like myself this means I am currently smoking 3 ashtrays worth of month old stale cigarette butts. OK So i'm cheating but this has surely decreased my nicotine intake, if you take the fact that any given butt affords you approx. three drags. Well three drags from my personal butts. Peters butts give me about four, whilst MC's give me none, she's wasted tons of space in my ashtray.And now this seems even less healthy. Pilagiging my ashtrays for "whoevers" old cigarette butts are around all so I can just to get my fix. Because not only is it unsanitary but slightly pathetic, ok a lot pathetic. So what the hell am I doing? I need a full sized camel turkish silver, pronto.


Enola gaywad

I am totally over texas mother fucking hold em. Why is it that every party a person has these days must involve playing this fucking game? Is it because Macaulay Culkin has his "friends" over and they play at his house?ok here's the distinction, I have a rough time gettin into the gambling spirit when I threw in a wooping five bucks and if I am the victor get thirty...wheeewww with a pot that big I could maybe afford a nice plant stand.then there is always one asshole that sits there and knows every fucking thing about poker...yeah sure they do...that's why they go to the casino and play the fucking slots with the geriatrics. These are the douche bags that sit at home and watch rich and semifamous people gamble away what they make in a month in a single hand and don't even find it the slightest bit patronizing.