Scotch Tape

I went to Esmerelda's last night and she says..."You think your life is sad well I can top it!" I seriously doubted she had anything to boost my confidence but then she went into her cabinet and pulled out a photo album and announced "I've taken up scrapbooking!"So I open it and it's a scrap book devoted to her cats...truly... I took a picture of the scrap book in question but then that damn walgreens fucked them all up so now i'm going to have to back over there just to get the proof.