Nothing for Everyone: 07.2005

7.13.2005

The sno-cone diet

Eunice made me go give blood with her cos she got extra credit for it. I got nothing except the old man at the Red Cross kept going "Why don't you take some pears!" I look over and there is like ten cans of Shop'n'Save pears set out by the magazines. I truly didn't take any.

I knew Eunice was goin to pass out cuz she only eats sno-cones. So I guess she had rolling veins and three phlebs stood marveling over them like they were straight outta ripleys believe it or not. Thats around the time she passed out. I told her ass to wake the fuck up cos she drove. Then we went to the bar to get drunk for cheap.

7.07.2005

Shut up, Oprah

I told Peter I liked his Oprah graphic so much that I was going to make them into t-shirts and sell them. He seemed unexcited about this whole endeavor and then even more uninterested when I told him it's gonna cost $500. So now I'm kinda wondering if I'm gonna be able to get rid of 49 Oprah shirts.

7.02.2005

This was my friday night

this is not about the the pope mobile, envelopes, the jet stream, slow dancing, occam's razor, fall colors, asphalt, genealogy, wind chimes, karen carpenter, the price of stamps, marine biology or mock turtle necks.