The sno-cone diet

Eunice made me go give blood with her cos she got extra credit for it. I got nothing except the old man at the Red Cross kept going "Why don't you take some pears!" I look over and there is like ten cans of Shop'n'Save pears set out by the magazines. I truly didn't take any.

I knew Eunice was goin to pass out cuz she only eats sno-cones. So I guess she had rolling veins and three phlebs stood marveling over them like they were straight outta ripleys believe it or not. Thats around the time she passed out. I told her ass to wake the fuck up cos she drove. Then we went to the bar to get drunk for cheap.


Shut up, Oprah

I told Peter I liked his Oprah graphic so much that I was going to make them into t-shirts and sell them. He seemed unexcited about this whole endeavor and then even more uninterested when I told him it's gonna cost $500. So now I'm kinda wondering if I'm gonna be able to get rid of 49 Oprah shirts.


This was my friday night