Nothing for Everyone: 04.2006

4.14.2006

Another inspirational Oprah episode

Another happy hour.

4.13.2006

I'm Conrad Jenkins, who the hell are you?

i awoke this morning to Conrad Jenkins pelting me with circus peanuts; I don't even enjoy marshmellow derived candy. Then we went to an underpriveledged neighborhood and donated several bags of mildewed pantalooms and a sherlock homes pipe to an aging 1st grader. That kid loves to smoke...and he looked damn cool doin it.

4.04.2006

The Shady Duplex

I was climbing on the kitchen counter tops yesterday looking for some f'n food; mostly just sugar but i'm not concerned with details. At 5'2 this sort of display is not out of the ordinary. While tightroping past the sink, I looked on top of one of the cabinets and found some Zig-Zags and a Western Union reciept for $87.00. Oh but this isn't the first time I've found things by standing on top of household items. At a previous house I found some Black Cats while standing on top of my washer. So far I think that's solid profit of $3.00.

this is not about the the pope mobile, envelopes, the jet stream, slow dancing, occam's razor, fall colors, asphalt, genealogy, wind chimes, karen carpenter, the price of stamps, marine biology or mock turtle necks.