Memory foam pillow, how have you forgotten me?
On Saturday, Bernita, the Stumblebum came over and we ate cream of mushroom soup while she washed her poncho and boo. I gave her an anesthetic so she could really define her stumblebum moniker and we laughed and laughed as she stumbled into the mailbox, a bicycle, Satan, the coffee table, the fire place, a jar of mayonnaise, the ironing board, and a realistic replica of Lenin’s smashing corpse.Bernita said she hoped her corpse would look that good and I told her she already looked worse. Too much lighter fluid in her diet she surmised. Then she gave Kung fu hamster minus the fu, ringworm. And now all his spirit is gone.
posted by 001000101 @ 12:17 PM
5 Comments:
You must stop writing these stoned.
-KLA
how high were you? i love it and all, but at least i have an excuse for nonsense.
This was the "edited" version, So shut your f'n cakeholes.
I got what you were saying..."f" the rest of um sugar.
-ff
and mc being crazy is not an excuse.
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