2.07.2006

I have no oversized thumbs

Agnes the childsize attended an obligitory superbowl party. While she sat in the kitchen with the sombrero dip/chip accent piece she noticed "Peanut" (whose real name is Herpes SimplexB) had left her phone on the counter. ACS and an unnamed accomplice decided they should really take a picture of themselves on Peanuts phone but then couldn't b/c it was full of pics. Agnes looked to see what was taking up all of Herpes SimplexB memory and we should all be very thankful that she did.

per agnes the childsize....

"all of them were of herself & some of them were really of 'herself' -i'm talking full spread crotch shots- some with toys, some just alone- all of it very disturbing- & the bestpart- she's completely shaved- so being that she's tiny - she looked like an 8 yr old little girl. what's more disturbing- the fact that her camera is loaded with these pictures or that i was evaluating her twat in a critical way- why is she so proud of it?"

agnes- Vagina judging is nothing to be ashamed of. However, deciding that yr phone is the appropriate place to house close up's of your hairless vagina is completely fucking crazy. Anges you must get this phone. I have no problem being an accomplice.

6 Comments:

At 6:14 PM, Blogger smart kitty said...

Like any normal person, I have photos of other people's vaginas saved on my phone. God, some people are such freaks.

 
At 5:38 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

let it be known that none of the aforementioned people are me

-prg

 
At 5:54 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

very interesting...There are no boundaries of such things.
I proudly say " absolutely thumbs DOWN "!!!!

 
At 7:03 PM, Blogger Clemy but call me Erin said...

PRG IS NOT PEANUT. PRG IS SHORT LIKE PEANUT. PRG UNLIKE PEANUT HAS GIANT FUN BAGS THAT CAN POUR THEIR OWN MARGARITAS. THOUGH I AM UNSURE AS TO HOW MUCH CELLPHONE MEMORY IS USED TO CAPTURE HER BEDAZZLING TALENT.

 
At 7:10 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

Nice, I really thought this was PRG, if PRG is who I think it is. I can only guess that it was the one person who has not commented on this blog and usually does....hehehe, naughty broad.


-KLA

 
At 12:27 AM, Blogger marie curie said...

i need to meet peanut. we have to put our plan into action clemy. we must

 

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