1.06.2006

Those keyholes are a menace


Urban Outfitters sent me a catalog; damn you mailing lists. I became puzzled after viewing this t-shirt. Do I not know the definition of a hipster? Was I incorrect in judging Urban Outfitters as the definitive hipster emporium?

4 Comments:

At 1:43 PM, Anonymous Anonymous said...

no you're right, it is.

 
At 8:10 PM, Blogger marie curie said...

me love uo, but they do tend to carry quite an array of douchy shirts.

 
At 12:39 PM, Blogger smart kitty said...

Yes, it's definitely a purveyor of hipster merchandise. Part of being a hipster is enjoying a heavy dollop of irony, particularly in T-shirt form. As a hipster, telling yourself to die via over-priced T-shirt is like saying to others that you are not actually a hipster but you really are but you know it so that means you're not. It's really complicated and part of the reason why I cry at night.

 
At 10:12 AM, Blogger 001000101 said...

Don't cry, it could be worse. You could be Pentecostal and have to wear long scary denim skirts.

 

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