In between Jon Favreau?

Jon Favreau appears to have no inbetween. He is either fat, some examples include Rudy & his guest spot on Thursday's My name is Earl.

or he takes on the appearance of the normal size Jon Favreau ie Swingers & Very Bad things.

However, In between Jon Favreau is a shy creature that is rarely spotted on camera.

**Insert mental image of inbetween Jon Favreau**

How it works is normal size Jon Favreau holes himself up in a seedy Vegas hotel room while he attempts to conjure the spirit of Mr. Spruce Goose himself, Howard Hughes, BUT instead of letting his nails grow obscenly long and insanely scary(sidebar: why are long fingernails so repulsive?) he just eats and eats and eats and eats and then two months later Fat Jon Favreau emerges ready for yet another round of celebrity poker showdown.


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