When is fisting not funny?
Dear Smart Kitty,I was recently asked to be a narcotics mule for the eastern European drug lord, Vladimir Rasputin Vanderbeek IV, perhaps you have heard of him.
My question to you is, how many eight balls fit into the *average* woman’s vagina? If at all possible I should really try to WOW him, if you know what I mean. But what if the white lady in my vagina ruptures then mixes with the black beauties concealed in my rectum? Will I turn into a superhuman cyborg or will this just render my fallopian tubes useless? My uterus must stay functioning due to the fact I harvest my own unfertilized Polish eggs and send them to Anthony Edwards’s second cousin via USPS. These Polish eggs are very resilient and are extracted at home by a well trained chimpanzee, they are then put into a Petri dish with seven sea monkeys and a few months later, a stupid white Webster type character appears...bearing only one solitary catch phrase. They truly are cute little bastards. Can I be a drug mule and a philanthropist?
**The average vagina has had the clap 2x, a childhood teeter-totter incident, and a Latino porn fisting debacle (dwarf w/ big hands) **
posted by 001000101 @ 7:40 PM
5 Comments:
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i think your fallopian tubes will be come super-human while the rest of your uterus is rendered useless
come on people, i mean come on, we are asking the questions of the universe, show some respect.
this is going way worse than my book on Things to dip in Buttermilk Ranch dressing.
look here hussy, my vag is nothing compared to your wide, brown roastbeef. you're just jealous that i only got one of your std's.
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