Jesus hates me
How did Gonorrhea get to be called the clap and why is it the only STD that gets a catchy nickname?
posted by 001000101 @ 12:03 AM
2.14.2005
About Nothing
this is not about the the pope mobile, envelopes, the jet stream, slow dancing, occam's razor, fall colors, asphalt, genealogy, wind chimes, karen carpenter, the price of stamps, marine biology or mock turtle necks.
About Me
- Name: 001000101
- Location: United States
information herein is a complete work of fiction i guess.
Enjoy
- I GOT MY FIRST HATE MAIL!!!
- This southern rock just sounds like country
- I'd be smart if I wasn't so stupid
- Never been date raped (short version)
Strangers with Candy quotes for when I feel like writing them.
"I'd wake up with blood on my ass, then we'd get high."
"Wow Poppy, I've never seen anyone do that much glint before."
"I cried when I had no shoes, till I met a man who had no feet....then I laughed really hard."
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