This was all Edna's fault

Edna calls me yesterday and was completely hysterical. Between cellphone break ups and crying, I concluded she was in a car wreck and was unsure as to her actual location. Then I think she's saying something with "back" and "pop". I'm then convinced Edna is a paraplegic with a severe head injury. My words of wisdom "Stay Calm", I should really be a 911 operator. Then the cops show up and she gets off the phone saying she's going to call me back, I wait forever wondering just what I'm supposed to do in this situation.

Long story short Edna is not a paraplegic. When she said "back" and "pop" she really said "my bag of pot" and that is also doing just fine.


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